ADVENTURES IN TWITTA-LAND 
This is why I have not been updating my Xanga. Darn you, Twitter,....DARN YOU!!!! Xanga says that they are a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? I say that its yet a nother spot for people who want to chill at online when they should be working. A place for people who are bored in traffic, at the DMV, at Mass, in class, in a board meeting, waiting for their turn in civil court, at the unemployment office, or cracking on people at the bus stop and they have their phone on them, to update people who dont know them about the very bane of their existence. It's also a place for business people to sell their wares, celebrities and has-beens to let people know what they are doing and to watch their movie, buy their CD, or reminde people that dispite the rumors, they are not legally dead until the coronor prints out a death certificate. Why YES, my black azz is on Twitter. You can also Google a brotha, but for the up to date news of my phucked up life, Twitter is where you wanna go. Its amazing what yo azz can say in 140 charaters or less. Who do I "follow" on there? Celebrities I assume have peronal assistants who update their shyt for them. People from other blogs, and yes, if yo azz is reading this and we have had a conversation on Twitter, then you already know, Boo. - ShaeFreemanYAY!!!!!! MY BAIL CAME THRU - Darnell0216Wait what the hell? Missing Plane!? When did we go back to that Amelia Earhart ish? - PinkVixxxen Please remove your Jesus belt buckle so i can get your Penis. Amen. The ones that hold my attention are the Comedians, Porn Stars & Models. You gotta read the shyt from everyday people,.... honeyb1104Is it blasphemous that I wanna shake my ass to Mary Mary's "God in me"??? I mean what is really going on here?? applejacque@honeyb1104: Its only blasphemous when you make it rain. Remember what the good book said, no more water but fire next time. honeyb1104@applejacque It feels so wrong but so right, like my body just naturally starts gyrating..... And this is just an everyday person, not a porn star. Some of the porn stars follow Republicans-n-shyt. @PlanetRock BUT I suppose I can't win em all! lol, well not 2nite anywayz hehehe... I'll whack 1 out then sleep like a baby! tehee =0) mhhmm! Comedians,.... SarahKSilvermanI think it was Sir Francis Bacon that said, "You think you're hot shit but you're really cold diarrhea." michaelianblackTwo words that shouldn't rhyme but do: babies, rabies. Celebrities,... (Russell Simmons) UncleRUSHIt seems so hard to find God because God is hidden... The yogi peels away the layers and there he sits in the kingdom, the heart (WTF?) RevRunWisdomNo complaining... “ Do what you can, with what you have, where you are!” So remember, if you wanna get at me, you know where I am,...until I go back to work, that is. | 
,...although not EVERYONE can cook.